Funny Fathers day jokes for facebook and whatsapp
Dead Sea Gull
A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son Bob ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
“Daddy, what happened to him?” Bob asked. “He died and went to Heaven,” the dad replied.
Bob thought a moment and then said, “Did God throw him back down?”
Setting the Table
Little Susan was mother’s helper. She helped set the table when guests were due for dinner. Presently everything was on, the guest came in, and everyone sat down. Then Mother noticed something was missing.
“Susan,” she said, “You didn’t put a knife and fork at Mr. Smith’s place.”
“I thought he wouldn’t need them,” explained Susan.
“Daddy says he always eats like a horse!”
After the church service a little boy told the pastor, “When I grow up, I’m going to give you some money.”
“Well, thank you,” the pastor replied, “but why?”
“Because my daddy says you’re one of the poorest preachers we’ve ever had.”